shuffleboil “I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you.”

Wait a minute, this person is not very much like Joe Sixpack at all! Where’s the folksy Sarah we all love? If I wanted this sort of crap, I would watch interviews with Condoleeza Rice!

I have a vast variety of sources
Where we get our news to
Alaska
Isn’t a foreign country
Where it’s kind of suggested it seems like
Wow
How could you keep in touch with the rest of Washington, D.C.
May be thinking
And doing
When you live up there
In Alaska
Believe me
Alaska
Is like a microcosm of
America

I’m going to take those shots
And those pop quizzes
And just say that’s okay
Those are good testing grounds
And they can continue on in that mode
That’s good
That makes somebody work
Even harder
It makes somebody be
Even clearer
And more articulate in their positions
So really I don’t fight it
I invite it

I’m not one of those
Who maybe came from a background of
You know
Kids who perhaps
Graduate college
And their parents give them a passport
And give them a backpack
And say go off and travel the world.
No
I’ve worked all my life.
In fact,
I usually had two jobs
All my life
Until I had kids
I was not a part of
I guess
That culture
The way that [...]

Yes
That’s a great question,
And being an optimist
I see our role in the world as one of being a force for good,
And one of being the leader of the world
When it comes to the values that
It seems that just human kind embraces the values that
Encompass life
And liberty
And the pursuit of happiness,
And that’s just
Not just in America
That [...]

Big deal, it’s not a spelling bee, it’s a serious political event, right? Right?
(Thanks to Aaron)

If a picture paints a thousand words, how many of them are devoted to Mr. Creepy there? For once, I have sympathy for Sarah Palin — watch your back, pit bull!